shump

to dump the cum from your ass (see shum) after anal sex.

"shortly after hot anal sex with Brad, Hilary found it necessary to take a shump"

by Damalyssien December 31, 2007

shump

Taking a dump and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom. This is for maximum efficiency and cleanliness, as one leaves the bathroom with a clean ass and maintains that cleanliness until tommorrow's shump.

I felt refreshed and ready to face my day after my morning shump.

by Tommy Rylander November 04, 2003

shump

shit plus a dump

"I just took a huge shump in your toilet."

by BlackFalcon448 December 01, 2011

Shump/Dower

Taking a BEASTLY dump before taking a BEASTLY shower!!! Like a BOSS!!!

Solly is a BOSS so he went to take a beastly shump/dower!!

by MikeHawk69 April 10, 2012

trah the shump

seize the day; carpe diem.

you only live once, go out and trah the shump!

by Paul Webb December 19, 2006

shump

The space between one's asshole and base of the scrotum.

I've got some dingleberries hanging from my shump.

by eben April 08, 2003

shumps

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

by hndrxx June 28, 2022