shump

to dump the cum from your ass (see shum) after anal sex.

"shortly after hot anal sex with Brad, Hilary found it necessary to take a shump"

by Damalyssien January 11, 2008

shump

Taking a dump and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom. This is for maximum efficiency and cleanliness, as one leaves the bathroom with a clean ass and maintains that cleanliness until tommorrow's shump.

I felt refreshed and ready to face my day after my morning shump.

by Tommy Rylander November 3, 2003

shump

shit plus a dump

"I just took a huge shump in your toilet."

by BlackFalcon448 December 1, 2011

Shump/Dower

Taking a BEASTLY dump before taking a BEASTLY shower!!! Like a BOSS!!!

Solly is a BOSS so he went to take a beastly shump/dower!!

by MikeHawk69 September 9, 2012

trah the shump

seize the day; carpe diem.

you only live once, go out and trah the shump!

by Paul Webb December 20, 2006

shump

The space between one's asshole and base of the scrotum.

I've got some dingleberries hanging from my shump.

by eben April 8, 2003

Shump

Verb
When a short person jumps.

Poor Susy had to shump to reach the box on the top shelf, but she still didn't get it.

by Squidward the 3rd March 28, 2019