The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.
Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?
D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.
Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?
D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.
Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
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A verb meaning to fail to meet expectations, particularly at a moment critical for success or even slightly respectable results.
Slightly derogatory, indicating the type of disapproval that can only be backed by the weight of a nation's scorn.
Slightly derogatory, indicating the type of disapproval that can only be backed by the weight of a nation's scorn.
"Well we almost won the game, but the kicker missed the extra point so we lost by one."
"Man, he really shustered that!"
"Ouch, you son of a bitch! That's the wrong hole!"
"Sorry honey, I was only off by an inch and a half."
"Shuster me again like that and we're through!"
"The United States team has a chance to go up by two and almost certainly clinch a victory here in the ninth end."
"Oh no, he pulled a shuster! What a letdown!"
"Apparently he truly enjoys the taste of disappointment."
"Man, he really shustered that!"
"Ouch, you son of a bitch! That's the wrong hole!"
"Sorry honey, I was only off by an inch and a half."
"Shuster me again like that and we're through!"
"The United States team has a chance to go up by two and almost certainly clinch a victory here in the ninth end."
"Oh no, he pulled a shuster! What a letdown!"
"Apparently he truly enjoys the taste of disappointment."
by rabidsquirrel13 February 18, 2010
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by Madhammer April 9, 2005
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(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.
Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"
Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"
Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"
by surfrat96 November 15, 2011
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Mike Carroll, Pennsylvania Legislator, is a real sheister. He says one thing and then when its time for re-election he expects us to like him again
by chucky mavison January 29, 2008
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