Shum

to shit and cum simultaneously

“Im shumming!”

“Im about to Shum!”

by greek dictionary January 18, 2021

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A combination of shit and cum

Banks seriously!?! You shummed on the carpet, again? You can’t just leave your shit and cum everywhere.

by ShumMaster August 13, 2021

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You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henry: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 17, 2022

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a mixture of shit and cum, created by a disturbed soul on twitter

"what would you do if someone jumped over you and shummed on top of your head"

by sojudreaming February 18, 2021

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Shummed

The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.

That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.

by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

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