Shronion

A shrek made by the gods of onions.

Oh, man. That shrek is amazing. It must be a shronion

by hydroear3712 July 31, 2016

Shronkdaddy

An exclamation used to declare a winning hand in poker, usu. a hand that wins a very large part. General usage includes loudly shouting "SHRONKDADDY!" while raking in an opponent's chips. Named in honor of the late PokerRoad Radio Producer Justin Shronk.

I had Jacks and the flop came Ace, Jack, Jack. Dude moved all in on me and I called and yelled SHRONKDADDY while I stacked his cash.

by WTFFantasiaBarrino April 23, 2009

stronzo

In italian, turd or asshole or bastard; often used to offend, but it can be used also among friends without offending intention.
It means "piece of shit" (in italian: "pezzo di merda", which is also used with the same meaning of "stronzo");
when used to denote a real piece of shit (not in the figurative way), it often denotes an oblong piece of shit.

- Quello stronzo mi ha imbrogliato!
- That bastard cheated me!

- Ho uno stronzo che sporge dal culo, dov'è il bagno?
- (lit.) I have a piece of shit that protrude from the ass, where's the wc?
- (not lit.) I need the wc very urgently!

- Il cane mollò uno stronzo di dimensioni bibliche.
- The dog dropped a piece of shit which had biblic dimension (i.e., so big that it deserves a special mention in an important book)

(Tra amici che giocano a carte, uno mette giù un poker) - Ma che stronzo!
(Among friends playing cards, one of them put down a poker) - What a bastard!

by jeropot January 30, 2009

Shronin

A water bottle that is used to hydrate oneself and prevent hangovers throughout steps 1-4 of the 5 drunk Shronin stages.

Drunk Stages include
1) Quick drinking and heavy laughing
2) Apologize to everyone for everything even if no wrong doing is committed
3) Wandering to find the closest stash of weed
4) Fuckboys.com
5) Playing Golf Drinking game super shitfaced alone with passed out roommate

Also can refer to the owner of the Shronin

Kristin drinks Shronin all night while drunk

by jaylovescarrots March 16, 2010

shroner

A rock-hard boner for shredding.

Being extremely stoked to shred.

Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.

Dude, waxing my shred stick is kinda giving me a shroner.

I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.

I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.

I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.

by ONeaZy March 7, 2012

dio stronzo

It's a very used Italian expression when you're angry,trists, chalks, amusement. Often used inziples to madonna puttana

dio stronzo,What the fuck are you doing?
dio stronzo, ma che cazzo fai?
you're really an asshole,dio stronzo e la madonna puttana
ma sei proprio un coglione dio stronzo e la madonna puttana

by tesei28_que_gira November 5, 2020

El Shronk

Someone who believes every definition from Urban dictionary

Someone says: „I forgot 💀” El Shronk: „Here is the link to the definition on Urban dictionary (and other shit)…”

by Not General August 25, 2021