Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.

Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011

shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011

shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

Shrively dribbleys

Another definition for having whiskey dick or not being able to properly perform. Or used for anything that is considered weak

Guy one: did you bang her last night? Guy two: no man her cat jumped up on the bed and licked my ass and I had the shrively dribbleys

by Jagerknight 92 September 24, 2018

Shrivelled

A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.

Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.

Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate

by Crustacean7 March 1, 2021

shriveldickery

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.

that asshole is a master of shriveldickery

by DickFittswell September 7, 2012

white shriveledge

When you're a white guy with a grower not a show-er and you jump into a cold pool and your dick disappears

When tanner jumped into the pool
He experienced some extreme white shriveledge

by BeuTheSlayer June 1, 2017