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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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shrivelnecking

Trying to continue to ride a guy after he's already gone soft.
"Dude, she totally tried shrivelnecking me last night."
"What a thirsty hoe!"
by iecake February 2, 2014
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Shrivled

Yes: Andres, Gene, Ilie, I mean shrivled.
by sab754 December 10, 2017
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shrivller

A male whose penis looks shrivelled like a cocktail sausage
‘I slept with ryan last night, he was such a shrivller’
by Ginger.queef October 29, 2020
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