Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009
Get the shriveled dick coldmug. When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.
Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011
Get the Shrivel-Dick Syndromemug. To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.
(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.
OR
(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.
OR
(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.
by Rgerlack May 24, 2010
Get the scrotum shriveling coldmug. An insult used by internet trolls and tryhards who use death threats. Basically the troll/troll wannabe hates the person hates so much they want them to shrivel up and die in a horrible manner.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
Get the Shrivel Up and Diemug. an old man; one who complains like a repulsive old man; or one who repels women at the slight of his balls.
Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls
Used to insult a friend after he told us how a girl walked out because she saw his balls
by T.Random December 3, 2010
Get the shrivel-nutmug. Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want no
by DefNotChase May 6, 2022
Get the Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick manmug. A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025
Get the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodemug.