shrimperman

Noun: Someone who collects shrimp from the ocean.

Forest Gump was a shrimperman.

by DNUNZ January 6, 2008

shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.

You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.

by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007

shrimped

when a pile of shrimp is left carelessly in a place it shouldn't be

"Hey did you hear ConnorEatsPants got shrimped?"
"Yeah, didn't he say it was Weston Koury?"

by firingdegrading June 14, 2021

Shrimped

An expression used to describe a person who was just made to feel little of themselves by a particularly harsh insult. Replacing words such as owned, bitched, burned, told, chopped, etc. Derived from shrimp which (even jumbo) are small and frail.

It is the word to describe someone who has just been made to feel small, puny, a bitch, insignificant, a loser, and anything else along those lines.

Instead of: "you just got owned"

Say: "Shripmed!

When Daytona 50 yr old townie try to pick up a dayton college girl and gets completely rejected he has just been SHRIMPED.

by 5th hotel townie spotter May 15, 2009

shrimpressive

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010

shrimparrhia

It’s When you’ve eaten too much shrimps and your but gushes.

Boy, I have Shrimparrhia

by Thatguyyouusedtoknow October 8, 2017

Shrimped me up

Something or someone being so horrible the sight of it immediately made their dick soft.

“Wow that picture shrimped me up.”
“That bitch shrimped me up.”

by Ur_rarted January 3, 2021