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shpongle

Shpongle is quite groovy...
by orphic January 17, 2003
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shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.
1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!
by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004
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spoogle fiend

One who is chemically dependent on male cum, or "spoogle", to the point they become addicted, or "fiendish",or one who enjoys the feeling of male jism on their faces,so much so,they become fiendish in their attempt to get their face splattered by cock juice...can often lead to gay sex.
Ex. "Hes such a fag!" -Ben
"No, "fag" doesnt begin to explain how much he loves cum! HES A SPOOGLE FIEND!!!" -Robert

Ex. Over the years Sharla's fascination with sucking cock has gotten her addicted to swallowing and such sexual activity led her to become a spoogle fiend.
by C-Bud July 16, 2008
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spoogle

verb-
to cum ejaculate maliciously into one's eye
So I found out my girlfriend cheated on me with that punkass nerd last weekend, so when she was sucking me off today, I told her to stop right before i came, and finished off myself, aimed directly at her eye, and spoogled her sorry ass. That shit burns.
by zanthia December 15, 2004
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shpongled

to be shpongled’ means to be high on DMT or LSD
1. — Charlie, I’mma get shpongled tonight, gimme some de-em-tee.
2. Ronnie gets shpongled on every weekend; he’s got load of Dimitri
by dexter ‘acidhead’ morgan November 3, 2010
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spoogle

Yeah, that girl sucks at sucking dick.
-Oh Yeah?
Yeah, she kept sharkbiting.
-Owwwww.....that sucks!
It's okay, I got my revenge.
-Oh yeah? How's that?
Spoogle
What?
Right in the eye.
by Kevin Duffy April 12, 2005
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shpongley

exciting, sometimes in a sexual manner. other times simply just amusing
man: "hey lets get ice cream tomorrow afternoon"

woman: "sounds shpongley. hope youre ready for some rocky road!"
by blackjobo June 8, 2020
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