shpongled

‘to be shpongled’ means to be high on DMT or LSD

1. — Charlie, I’mma get shpongled tonight, gimme some de-em-tee.
2. Ronnie gets shpongled on every weekend; he’s got load of Dimitri

by dexter ‘acidhead’ morgan November 3, 2010

shpongley

exciting, sometimes in a sexual manner. other times simply just amusing

man: "hey lets get ice cream tomorrow afternoon"

woman: "sounds shpongley. hope youre ready for some rocky road!"

by blackjobo June 8, 2020

Shpingle

Verb, to shpingle, the act of tripping over, or accidentally jerking on someones catheter.

When David Blaine was entombed in ice, he was accidentally shpingled.

by Al Fresco September 16, 2008

Sponglemopper

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.

Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"

by Gronksucker February 7, 2019

spongle

To screw something up.

Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.

by Liam White March 26, 2004

Shpongled

When you're completely intoxicated to the point of no return.

"Dude, I'm so fucking shpongled, I can barely walk because my legs feel like jelly. "

by MoonSoul26 May 2, 2019

spongler

A device for spangling spaghetti

Hand me the spaghetti spongler, Marjorie, our dinner is becoming unruly.

by Jonathan Planecrash June 17, 2020