Shloink

Originally a sound effect, eventually became a word that could mean anything.

I dropped my spaghetti on the floor and it was like “shloink”. Then I shloinked over to Susan and cried for like 4 shloinking hours.

by Shloinkydoo December 18, 2018

Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

sploin

spoiln say it when ur mad

omg that kid makes me so sploin

by lexispatatogirl March 15, 2022

shplong

shplong is the word used for sex in the bathtub.

‘oh i’m going for a cheeky shplong with the wifey’

by crazygal88 July 9, 2022

Shpoink

random word used for female sex toy

..I'll be back, I need a bit of time with shpoink, god damn sexual frustration.

by Rebecca December 18, 2004

shloink

(v) to ream; to rape anally.

"I shloinked him good." "That was a good shloinking."

by firstof9 January 30, 2004

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007