grey spasm

where the teacher suffers from sudden spasms of course language lasting .9 of a second.

an example of a grey spasm would be when a teacher talks and someone talks over her, a spasm to that would be: 'jezuzfukincrist'.

EVERY spazm must consist of either F or a Vowel x4

by davidfallenangel November 20, 2006

O-spasm

Noun (sometimes a verb, depends on how cool you are) Synonym for orgasm, only FAR MORE INTENSE!!!!

"Hey man, did you make her have an O-spasm last night?"
"No"
"You suck"
"I know *sadface*"

by gomezmeister October 3, 2009

Qwerty Spasm

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.

"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"

by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011

facebook spasm

noun- to randomly end up on Facebook.com without realizing it.

I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.

I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!

by tallyhallic April 27, 2009

spasmo

a tik toker who is a spastic gets the name spasmo because of motto motto ( spastic and motto motto mixed )

tik toker: is that a plane?

normal person: no, that’s a cow you spasmo

by Kara M March 27, 2019

Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 18, 2018

spasmosis

An infection, passed between people, electrical devices and animals in which it retards the host. Origin of the disease has been traced to Rory Gormley

Hey gormley you just gave my computer spasmosis

by Brockenator Turbo April 15, 2010