shovel

what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns

it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die

by (D) own with globalism September 8, 2004

shovel

To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)

When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.

by DJM February 25, 2004

Shovel

Shovel "Sovok" (Совок) is a pejorative name of Soviet Union.

"The text at the top reads "Werewolf of Soviet Union" ("Shovel")."
Russian criminal tatoo encyclopedia. Volume III. UK.

by Bitzi September 25, 2010

shovel

Noun. The solution to any problem.

John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...

by Princess Zeffie March 21, 2010

Shovel

An object commonly used to hit children when they are not following proper authority.

Billy, if you don't get out of the shed this instant, imma fuck up your face with this here shovel.

by n8tro64 June 30, 2009

Shovel

(noun) tool traditionally used for digging but also works well for shutting annoying people up.

(use 1)- We're putting in an inground pool, so I had to dig a really big hole with my shovel.
(use 2)- Harry just wouldn't stfu so I was forced to whack him in the face with my shovel.

by Rakeman June 6, 2005

Shovel

When one's face is deformed in an odd manner, giving the impression that they were hit in the face repeatedly with a shovel causing such a strange face shape or appearance.

Have you seen that girl with the crooked teeth and messed up jaw? And he nose like bends to the right a little?

Yeah, she looks like she was taken to her backyard and shoveled to the face a few times as a kid.

Yeah, she's definitely a shovel!

by c0dester July 20, 2011