shortyz

noun; half Canadian, half Mexican, he which inspires such rhymes as: "His name is shortyz, he's the best; all the deejays want to feel his breasts"

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

shortel

Worst fucking phone system out there. Piece of shit.

Wanna make a call well if it's Shortel to fuckin bad!

by Ip Phone god January 15, 2014

shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

by dicky aboy February 20, 2020

shortext

The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.

Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.

by JZrkman June 15, 2021

Shorter wong

An amazing person that never deserved to go through what he did :((

":(( shorter wong dead"

"Yes we know you talk about it all the time"

by T0zierh0ep1ss February 3, 2021

shorter

Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.

Shorter Bush: "Either re-elect me, or you're a terrorist."

by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004