Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

Sharenting

The action or practice of sharing or posting news, images or videos of one's children on social media.

Karen likes sharenting her baby's photos on Facebook.

by Potato_208 November 5, 2022

Shomitting

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008

Shetting

It is when somebody tells you something and you already knew they would tell you they did it, but you give them instructions to do so, before they tell you they did it.

You gotta be shetting me! I cant believe you put that there before I told you, even though you know I would say that! No Shett!

Also spelled - shettin'

by Spitfirezero January 10, 2012

shoreling

someone who watches Jersey Shore!

Matt: yo, did you watch JShore last night?

Amber: omg, YES!

Jake: wow, shoreling much?

by kyssme March 8, 2011

Shivetting

the action of a canine as it strains to undertake the release of its bowels with its tail quivering

a dog that wishes to undertake a bowel movement, stops and strains with its tail in the air. the tail quivers with the strain as it shivets, or undertakes shivetting

by amanda jones November 27, 2012

shoething

(shoo-th-ing)
The ability for shoes to merge with one's outfit or clothing choices.

My shoething is on point.

by Michealthundercookie May 18, 2018