Slang term used to refer to someone acting rude, passive, impatient, or like a jackass. Also can be used as a replacement to expletives such as bitch, jerk, dick, fuck, and asshole.
The guy who just cut me off was such a shonk; No shonking way
by SlangGuru July 5, 2010
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Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.
by Meitheway November 18, 2013
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Old-fashioned British derogatory word for someone Jewish
Shonks go to synagogues.
by polruan November 10, 2010
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A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.
Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.
by The Waddler November 2, 2004
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Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.
by Dan August 19, 2003
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progressive shonk
noun progressive shonk
deriv. shonky

A musical genre based on shonk, characterized by a discordant and/or disjointed sound with instrumental and musical progressions. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.

In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.

Progressive Shonk is a evolution and refinement of Shonk with smoother and more measured beginnings providing a well-balanced transition to the disjointed and jarring feel of classic Shonk
"His progressive shonk sounds had the crowd hopping that night."
by Allison Redhead August 17, 2007
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A shinky shonk is someone who is dumb and cannot complete tasks in a simple manner
Oh Erin stop being a shinky shonk, just ask him out already
by Lilsypop01011 March 15, 2017
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