shomria

amazingness.
but better.
best camp in the whole wide world.
socialismmmmmmmmmmm

"yo i went to shomria last summer"
"YO NO FUCKING WAY I'M MAD JEALOUS"

by yomamafoeva March 3, 2009

shoplifter

a thief who steals goods on display or money from a cash register from a store at anytime

the shoplifter stole $20.00 from the cash register

by ajwalias May 4, 2008

shomi and blow me

The ghetto Netflix and chill, especially for Rogers subscribers who have the Shomi bundle.

"Hey girl, Rogers hooked me up, come over for Shomi and Blow me" shomi savage netflix netflixandchill chill ghetto sexy

by FromDesWithLove September 21, 2016

sholiz

sure is....

mayne, these crotch-critters sholiz given me a hard time today..

by Scott October 17, 2003

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p August 6, 2010

Shombies

A combination of Shit and Zombies.

When you have diarrhea so bad that it rises from the dead and crawls around the sewers and up toilets.

I just had the spiciest Thai food ever and I feel a batch of Shombies brewing.

by ADD_IT December 9, 2013

Shoplift

To go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. These items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. Useless items you don't really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen object.

The opposite of Droplifting.

Did you see Lisa? She just took those earrings out of the package and put them in her sleeve!

Wow it's real cool to shoplift. I wish I had those crappy earrings.

by K-Ray December 13, 2005