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shambletown

A ficticious location. Plans can be made to go there, however most trips are taken without prior notice. Once you arrive, hilarious stories and pictures are some of the souvenirs you take with you when you leave.

Also associated with your life being in shambles.
"I can feel it, I am heading to shambletown tonight"

"Becky after that drink, you are going to be in shambletown."

"We're leaving Mandangos and heading straight to shambletown."
by Rap Star E August 20, 2007
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Shamblesgrove

This is what happens when a girl with a fetish for hair attacks a man at the bar by ripping his top few buttons in order to determine how much hair she is actually dealing with. If the level of hairiness pleases the woman, she will eventually sleep with the guy.
Jesus Charles, what happened to you last night?

I was Shamblesgroved.
by yooniverse187 June 29, 2009
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Shamboozlery

Utter and completely ridiculous goofy situations; often encompassing the usage of midgets, farm animals and/or trained dancing poodles.
$200 a ticket for a midget puppet show? Lets shine this Shamboozlery.

That shindig at Mark's was complete Shamboozlery, the donkey show was the last straw.
by Mark D'Antonio December 27, 2007
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Shambado

When you see this animal, your ballsacks grow and hair emerges. He is the Greek god of puberty and sex.
Damn I just saw a shambado at the zoo
by Shambadoobado February 12, 2020
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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Shamboolee

The area down the middle of it
Throw the bullets down the shamboolee for later.
by Romix July 23, 2017
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shamboiling

the act of boiling shampoo and huffing the fumes in order to get high
Hey man, i'm shamboiling after school, wanna join?
by jackschittttttt September 16, 2012
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