shoeshine

An exclamatory response after one is thoroughly insulted. Can be done by the offending party, but is more effective when a third party engages in the call or yell.

Fat boy 1: I must be losing weight, I've been sweating all day!
Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!
Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!

by adnan January 12, 2004

Cincinnati Shoeshine

Going ass-to-mouth with a big toe.

"She loved the taste of her poo, so I offered to give her a Cincinnati Shoeshine."

by chiefcaptainsarge January 31, 2010

shoeshine

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

smoessing

"smoke kissing"
when one is in a circle and some sort of smoke circulating through their mouth and they decide to pass to another mouth by blowing the smoke into the other person's

when one is smoessing while in a circle and some sort of smoke circulating through their mouth and they decide to pass to another mouth by blowing the smoke into the other person's mouth while they inhale

by scemca October 21, 2008

shoeshine

A move in four square. To simply do over hand and to hit the other person on their shoe. Therefore, you would have done a shoeshine and the other person would have been out.

*BAM*
kid 1: *gasp* he did a shoeshine!!
kid 2: he's out!! *pointing to the kid that got hit in the shoe*
kid 3: yayy! congratulations on you're victory of a shoeshine!!

by katrocks13 June 3, 2012

Shoeshine

A lying cunt

Idiot: "I'm the best ever!!"
Everyone else: "SHOESHINE!!"

by New Den September 16, 2009

texas shoeshine

the after effects of sniffing an inhalant

My friends and I would come home from the party with a texas shoeshine.

by erhed October 4, 2011