Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022

snappy crab trap

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina

I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.

by SRJmama November 10, 2008

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!

Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

shappy

Adj. / noun

1)
Shappy: to be happy, joyous, overly- amazing in every way possible, and quite factually the coolest thing that ever walked the planet lol

2)
SHappy: of or referring to the person or thing that is named shappy and shares the sames characteristics as the adj.

Example: THis shappy pink lemonade is quite refreshing!

Example: Shappy, you are a verrrrrrrrryyyyyy shappy person!!!!!!

by d e f January 9, 2009

Snappy Casual

Attire that is acceptable for an informal meetings but still quite stylish. Often includes pointy dress shoes.

Congressman Miller said the attire for QTC would be Snappy Casual.

by Ryan A Miller December 24, 2008

A Snappy Cassy

For a girl to let out a vaginal flatulent or "quiff" into someone's mouth while they are asleep or unaware;

also known as a "Spicy Michael" when a guy farts into someone's mouth.

"Kayla gave a snappy cassy to her ex-boyfriend after he fell asleep at the party. He woke up humiliated, scarred, and possibly the most turned off by a girl he had ever been."

by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009

shrappy

A compound of "Crappy" and "Shitty." Meaning is the same, but one may get away with expressing those same feelings without actually cussing in this case.

I was in a shrappy mood after I was fired from Debbie's Sex Emporium.

by bobo the monkey March 18, 2003