shlump

when you are super tired so you are about to go to bed

i am about to shlump out

by liltwapstealinyobitch January 13, 2018

Shlumped

When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

SHMUPgasm

When you get so excited after performing impressive maneuvers, while playing a particularly difficult section of a Shoot Em Up, that you need to pause the game to clean your underwear.

Have you played Gradius 3 on the SNES using the new rom hack? My sphincter made a duck face and I think I had a shmupgasm while dodging the Moai rings on Stage 4.

by Shump Junkie September 13, 2020

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

Shmampoodge

When you nut in someone’s hair and they use it as shampoo.

I ran out of shampoo i shmampoodge my quadtroprologic grandma's hair.

by bigbbcchuckyvomutshmampoodge February 6, 2022

shump

Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.

"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave

by Koros December 15, 2009