Scizzing

A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.

"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."

by Nolegged Mexican Jumping Bean January 17, 2010

shizzling

The act of cooking with The Shizzle brand jerk marinade.

Yo, I wish I was at the beach, shizzling up some shrimps on the barbie and drinking a red stripe right now.

by longfacepartdeux February 22, 2011

shoizzing

being a retarded fuck

"bro i'm shoizzing rn" "yeah, clearly, you're a fucking idiot"

by not knifelol March 4, 2021

Shizzing

When a male experiences overwhelming nervousness and arousal causing him to void his bowels and ejaculate simultaneously.

When a male (usually a nerd) is attempting to have a conversation with an attractive female and becomes so nervous and aroused that he begins shizzing.

by Nibs McGee May 10, 2011

shminking

To be dating someone but not to have the ownership or label of Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Brad and I are totally shminking

by Greg gregson September 23, 2019

Snizzing

The act of jizzing into a line, similar to a line of coke, and having someone snort it

Guy 1: Dude your not gonna believe this. I got my gf to swallow!
Guy 2: Well guess what! My gf was snizzing last night!
Guy 1: You lucky fucker!

by numero-11 October 15, 2010

shmazing

This word brings to life something that is "So" "Amazing" you can't possibly use a common word to explain it to someone. It can describe a night, an item, or a person.

I realized just how shmazing last night was when I looked at our pictures this morning!

We looked shmazing last night, I love us!

The boomerz were shmazing I've never had a trip like that before!

by ksm April 10, 2008