shmily

An acronym for "see how much I love you"

Couples usually write them on unsuspecting places so the other person can find them, thus showing them how much they love the other.

Once on person finds "shmily" somewhere, they will write "shmily" somewhere, and wait for the other person to find it.
The pattern goes on and on.

Vivian opened her wallet to find a slip of paper with "shmily" written on it. To reciprocate, she hid a piece of paper with "shmily" in Michael's pants drawer, waiting for him to find it.

by Kyaite November 11, 2009

shmink

The next level of being Smacked after smoking the gas

Person 1: Yo we were so smacked after we smoked that gas
Person 2: We weren't smacked we were Shminked
Person 1: you right

by Gentleman Wizard February 19, 2017

Smilkshake

A blended mixture of smegma and milk. Similar to the consistency of a milkshake (hench the name).

In the fraternity's new hazing tradition, recruits were forced to drink smilkshakes from the vaginas of nasty old women.

by matt e. m. August 28, 2005

Shminkle

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle

Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.

by Remmersz September 16, 2007

shmily

see how much I love you

see above

by J and S December 2, 2003

Shmilt

The feeling of shame and guilt which is felt when awaking after a night of drinking, regardless of how good or bad the previous night's transgressions were. Shmilt can also be experienced after a unforgiveable action due to a serious lapse in judgement.

1. I woke up hungover and feeling severely shmilty, even though everyone had a good time.

2. The shmilt I felt the next day was undeniable after making out with my step-mom during christmas dinner.

by J. Tudhope March 2, 2008

shmirk

A slow fatty that is acting like a complete doushe bag and is too lazy to participate in normal things.

"I cant believe how much of a shmirk our neighbors son is"

by [Noah M] December 29, 2011