sheering sheep

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat

the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.

by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

Charlie Sheening

Unequivocally winning, regardless of circumstance, conditions, or whatever anyone else thinks or does. You have beaten life. Drive on!

Me: Wow Chase, you're really boned with that felony drug conviction, divorce, and rape allegation.

Chase: I don't care I'm Charlie Sheening this bitch still!

by CcoXo April 14, 2011

Shleeping

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.

It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.

by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013

Charlie Sheening

The new Meme for "Winning".

Dude, John is totally Charlie Sheening!

by BoomBoom4u April 2, 2011

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

Shieating

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing

"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"

by Haidengombash March 15, 2016