shmammered

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.

Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

by DeathtoJimmyCarter May 18, 2006

shlammered

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

by ACandDC July 14, 2007

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

by Yanna June 11, 2007

shmammered

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

by tywithawhy December 17, 2008

shrammed

to feel really cold, especially after being in a cold situation for a long time.

We'd been sitting in the stand watching the football for 90 minutes, by the end of the match we were completely shrammed.

by maxine hayes June 2, 2008

shmameron smoady

A person (usually male) who wrangles poon for a living, likes smalking smike smish, is more likely than not lead harmonica player for a country/punk band.

Did you see that shmameron smoady unfold the booms on that beho?

by tgit1004 December 14, 2010

Shammer faced

The bastard child between Hammered and Shit faced.

Damn Peach, you were so shammer faced last night you threw a 1/5th of Gentleman's Jack at me, now we just have a hole in the wall.

Is that guy shammer faced? No, thats just Oscar being Oscar.

by blacksburg rhino May 27, 2009