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Shumpin'

Shumpin; to drag your balls across someone's face in the act of mockery and or assholery.
"Bro I was shumpin' my balls on yo dads face last night!"
by Cooper4321 December 3, 2021
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Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.
I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
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Shlucking

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.
*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking
by johncasper July 6, 2011
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shumping

to hump with the shins
eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago
by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008
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Shleeping

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.
It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.
by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013
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Scrumping

The act of stealing apples from a cider orchard. (The word comes from Scrumpy cider) This term cannot be applied to a town or city enviroment. For example you couldn't steal a stereo and call it 'urban scrumping'
Giles was caught scrumping from Mr. Johnsons farm on Tuesday
by urbann00b January 9, 2005
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slumpington

The place one goes when slumped, where immediately after they are not conscious. Presumed to be a fictional location
Wow, last night during that fight I took that guy to slumpington!
by Joseppi Lucasio April 6, 2017
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