An iteration of the slang word "slump" used to refer to a state of being excessively intoxicated, either from weed, alcohol, both, or a combination of other substances.
Friend 1: Get up bro we gotta go, this party's dead as shit.
Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump
Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump
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