Shlong

A penis, Specifically a large one, with hair and balls, women like em, mostly in there, mouth or pussy

my shlong is hurt

by MuWhangHirts May 05, 2015

shlong

it means a dick i cant believe you didnt know that

Tom: Do you like shlong ?

Mary: Yes, i like it in my mouth.

by nbsaibot June 25, 2009

shlong

A long penis, commonly associated with straight men.

Brad wipped his shlong out but Angelina couldn't fit all of it in her mouth.

by immature May 01, 2006

shlong

1) a long penis. opposite of "shlort"

kudos to Russell Peters

Girl 1: "man my boyfriends dick is such a shlong!"
Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky!!!"

by snakeye February 20, 2009

shlong

a ridiculously large penis that can only be achieved by surgery.

I was watching porn and this guy had a shlong so massive i chopped mine off in respect for it.

by i am legitimate July 21, 2009

shlong

A very very large cock ( PENIS )

Joe S has a huge shlong

by ohferret May 08, 2003

shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters November 21, 2007