shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

Slipz

The greatest video director of all time.

You see that new video? Its so good, must've been shot by Slipz.

by shotbyyourmom June 1, 2022

Shlipenshlimer

Pronounced Shh-Lip-In-Shh-Lie-Mur

1. A teacher or other person of authority who engages in sexual activity with sheep.

Stephanie: I heard a "Baa" coming from Dr. Honadues office.

Jesse: Yeah that's because he's a fucking shlipenshlimer!

by Mister Darko August 17, 2006

shlip

shlip - shliping - shliped

the onomatopeya of a girl/woman masturbating

the female equivalent of fapping

i love shliping to justin bieber

by la,shlipa March 13, 2011

Shlip

An off guard picture of someone and they're caught in a bad position or facial expression.

*see a shlip* LOOOOOOL YOU WAS SHLIPPIN IN THAT PIC

by badman2345 February 5, 2010

shlitz

A very shitty beer

Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Shlip

To throw a small fish at another person, usually hitting them in the face, basically projectile "Shlaping".

When his friend was insulting him, Jeremy simply picked the fish off his pizza and shlipped him".

by Thelegendarymike March 3, 2007