Shlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn that frat brother is really a shlemortz.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 6, 2021

Shlomo Sixt

A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.

"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!

by Sharone B January 28, 2009

Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.

"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."

by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005

Shemona

A girl who loves to laugh and smile. She may have alot of mood swings. But most of the time, she tries to be happy. She's hardworking and has to do everything perfectly. She is lovable and absouloutley cute and adorable.

Who is that cutie? That’s Shemona!!!

by michalea2664847287 November 13, 2018

shemogic

A small annoying/retarded child, that frequent's small businesses

Some lady brought her damn shemogics in and they were running all over the store.

by Eric Rutherford December 21, 2007

shemoli

Shemoli means someone who has part of themselves missing and just don't know that the have another secret life.

Damn I can't believe my half-sister's name is Shemoli.

by Shazzers November 15, 2016

Shremon

a ship between BTS's RM and Shrek.
aka the 2nd best ship known to mankind

someone: Man, I would kill for a relationship like Shremon.

by imgayforyou July 8, 2019