Shizz

A midway between shit and jizz, or a 1:1 mixture of both of them (usually consumed with 500 ml of each blended for 1 minute).

What are you getting for breakfast? Oh, just some omelette with shizz to go with it.

by SpankBoySamaritan December 31, 2016

Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy May 7, 2018

Shizz

When you fart and a little bit of jizz comes out.

Jaron farted while having an erection and shizzed himself.

by Pbrizzle January 27, 2017

Shizz

verb: to simultaneously jizz, and shit at the same time

" I shizzed my pants"

by NIGHTW4TCH July 11, 2009

Shizz

Shizz, despite common misconception, shizz is also the name for the concotion of shit (feces) and jizz (semen); as well as the replacement for shit in casual conversation.

Gay men release shizz from their rear ends.

by VyvianTehLol June 17, 2009

Shizz

Sh-i-zz - Can be used as a verb or now.

The non-vulgar/swear version of shit.
Often used in front of parents as a substitute for a curse word.

As a verb:
"Dammit, the bunny shizz'd all over the bloody floor!"

As a noun:
"You're crazy! The Big Comfy Couch was the total shizz!"

by Jors January 7, 2008

Shizzed

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020