shituation

a very bad situation

-"we got a shituation here"
-"why what happend"
-"someone cloged the toilet"

by nikolam October 3, 2008

shituation

a verry shitty situation

"Fuck! My boyfriend just found out that i am cheating on him!!!"

"Wow, that is a big shituation..."

by whichmonaneyy January 11, 2009

Shituation

How Sean Connery pronounces the word 'situation'.

"What'sh the shituation, M?

by Tony Z May 3, 2008

Shituation

A situation that sucks. You can't do anything about it...it's just a shitty situation

-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!

by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009

Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.

"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.

by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013

Shiturbating

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

shitebration

(verb)
A combination of shit and celebration.

1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).

2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.

Examples:
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.

2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.

3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.

by Armestam September 10, 2011