shistabobber

an extremely large piece of shit that instead of sinking stays at the top and floats right after it is released from the anus area.

Jim: "Dude, come, come look at this"
Edd: "Holy Fuck man that thing is huge"
Jim: "Yea that's not really the pont though look at it, its fucking floating man"
Edd: "Holy shit dude, thats a fucking shistabobber"

by Mike Hawk in York Hunt March 29, 2007

shishkabob

n. a sexual position achieved by inserting the penis in ones anal area, and another male inserting the penis in ones oral area, and thrusting back and forth from the pelvis.

I saw some new meat at school today, so me and a bud thought we'd make a shishkabob.

by MC Derf August 1, 2006

shitkabob

When you stick you dick in a girls ass and it comes out with some mud on the helmet. Thus resembling a shish-kabob with shit instead of meat.

I stuck my dick in that bitch's ass and when I was done man did I pull out a juicy shitkabob.

by moongloom February 6, 2008

shitstabber

homophobic term for homosexual men

shitstabbing queer

by not a shitstabber May 24, 2003

Shishkabob

A drinking custom where two people take a shot of vodka, snort a line of NO-XPLODE, smash heads on the table and high five in that order.

1-"Bro I'm trying to get messed up tonight"
2-"Let's do some shishkabobs"
1-I don't know man that shit is pretty rough, terrible hangover.

by shish k Bob April 8, 2012

shishkabobawatomous

the shishkabobawatomous is a timid creature that lurks in the shallow waters within the watabotomy lake hidden in the caves of mexico. A tiny creature it is with a facinatingly big bite some might compare to the bite to that of a piranha.

kid 1: dude did u get bit by a piranha?
kid 2: naw nikka it was a shishkabobawatomous.

guy 1: I'm going to Mexico for spring break.
guy 2: bro, watch out for the shishkabobawatomous there bite hurts.

by spiderman01 March 11, 2010

shishkabob fruit stick

when a guy sticks his dick into a pussy and go super fast until his dick lights on fire.

Dude: OMG call an ambulance, i just had a shishkabob fruit stick! Get some water!

by Gwendlyn hehe August 5, 2011