shitsans

worlds best tiktok creator, super hot.

person 1: OMG @shitsans just posted a video !
person 2: oh my god im gonna shit that video is so good man oh wow

by shitsans June 3, 2021

shitvenge

to get revenge on someone for something they did to you or a friend by shitting on them or their property

bully: bullies me

me: Sneaks into his house and shits on him

bully: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

me: Just getting my shitvenge

by Hehe I cheated June 4, 2021

shitenhell

Shitenhell, An adjective for use in an exclamation of exasperating circumstances.

Pronounced 'shit-en-hell'

"Hey Joe! I broke my face canoe surfing with my robotic monkey, would you fix it for me?"
"Oh shitenhell Larry, This is the third time today!"

by Jabin Bastian February 27, 2007

Shittens

Disposible wet wipe mittens.

Hand me the shittens I have to go poop.

by Sallykelso March 19, 2020

shitweasel

An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.

Holy shit, what's that smell?! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S COMING OUT YOUR ASS?!?!

by shiatweasel November 18, 2003

shitsons

when something is really bad, it is the shitsons.

ted-"hey man, how did you do on that psychology test?"

frank- "I bombed it bro."

ted- "sorry man, thats the shitsons"

by thatoneguy365 February 21, 2011

shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003