Shitzphonia

A condition in which someone is unable to control their bowel movements when under stress or with increasing blood pressure while sleeping.

Guy#1: Dude, I can't stand sleeping next to Brandon. He has shitzphonia.

Guy#2: I know man. He gets nightmares all the time and shits himself in his sleep.

by Cornisha February 6, 2010

shitshong

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.

Martha I will shitshong the life out of you

by shitshonger November 8, 2010

shithook

What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.

"Nice work, Shithook!"

by Shithook March 16, 2005

shitpoopi

The painful act of shitting and pooping at the same time. Two logs out the hole at one time.

Sam: Hey rick, I heard john died yesterday from the infamous shitpoopi.
Rick: What the hell's a shitpoopi

by Poo Dr. March 12, 2008

Shithook

The Chinook helicopter is often referred to as a Shithook. So sad.

He was medvaced by a Shithook.

by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2020

Shitpoopotamus

A conceivable futuristic robot with the mind of a Roomba and the body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo. He rolls around day and night, chomping feces off the streets to make the world a cleaner place for humankind.

That Shitpoopotamus just ate my poop right off the sidewalk!

by William Shakesbeard November 6, 2018

shittoon

The equivalent to a spittoon, but made for shit; a receptacle for shit; a toilet.

Do you have a plunger? I plugged the shittoon again.

by JD Vencill December 1, 2007