shartophobia

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009

shirtaphobia

A mental disorder in which individuals have a fear of normal fitting shirts

This person bought a medium shirt when they obviously need an extra large, they must have a case of shirtaphobia.

by kneelingswing October 3, 2018

schizophobia

A sexualized terror of property.

Schizophobia is the mind's fear of consciousness.

In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.

by metawave July 30, 2020

sextophobia

Sextophobia:
Is a person who fears a sex chat online. And every time u talk to them about sexting ( sex texting) they flee away.

Me : hey girl is ur pussy hiring dicks?
Her: im going to sleep
NEXT DAY-6:30 pm

Me: wanna have some fun chat?

Her: im going to sleep, i have my period.

She has a thing called sextophobia.

Shes sextophobic.

by CuntCrusher December 2, 2013

Sinophobia

A term that describes hostility or condescension towards Chinese people, culture, or any political entity within the Sinosphere. Use of the term can take on satirical forms because its use can be simultaneously compared to "antisemitism" and "Islamophobia".

Adj : "sinophobic"

Whenever individuals criticize Israel's treatment of Palestinians, proponents of Israel condemn such political criticism as "anti-semitism". Likewise, any cultural critique of the doctrine of Islam are condemned as "Islamophobia". By the standard illustrated above, any attack upon the Chinese government and/or Chinese culture is to be condemned as "sinophobia".

by Neodore Logan September 20, 2021

Shirophobia

The fear of being on FaceTime with a girl, who has her shirt on

My friend has shirophobia when he is on FaceTime with his girlfriend

by GTring December 7, 2019

Shotophobia

The fear of kettles

I have Shotophobia so I don't like making tea

by Human1228 March 23, 2021