Shithouse Bastard 

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008

Shithouse Poet 

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

Shithouse Poet by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

shithouse door on a tuna boat 

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

shithouse door on a tuna boat by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy 

Shithausen syndrome by proxy (SSBP) is a mental health problem in which a DJ makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a munter. Shithausen syndrome by proxy is a form of abuse.

Is the DJ playing music? No its house. Shithausen syndrome by proxy

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy by Gavinna December 5, 2021

Brick Shithouse 

UK usage-

A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.

Term comes from the large brick built outside toilets once common in working class areas of the UK.

I ain't gonna mess with him, he's a bleedin' brick shithouse.

Brick Shithouse by black flag June 7, 2004

shithouse 

A method in which a person/collective overcome a challenge in a cheeky or slightly unethical manner.

"Arch used some absolute shithousery on pro-clubs the other night."

shithouse by ManLikeArch May 25, 2021

crazy as a shithouse rat 

Deranged, demented behavior that others deem similar to that of a rodent that dwells in a wood shithouse.

He's crazy as a shithouse rat! If his toes slip off that steering wheel that car's gonna roll.

crazy as a shithouse rat by Rev Tolby November 1, 2007