shithawk

Describes a bird, usually in the state of flying overhead, that is likely to shit on you, especially a seagull or pigeon.
God damnit, a flock of shithawks at 12 o'clock. Quick give me the shotgun and some birdshot!
by anonymous January 01, 2004
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shithawk

The end result of gelling your hair into a 'mini-mohawk' without shaving the sides. Popular amongst third-year students and yuppies, presumably to add an air of 'rebellion' to their tragic corporate asses.
That guy in Travis used to have one, but I think he finally grew balls and got the sides shaved.
by TheDefenestrator April 16, 2005
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shithawk

a beligerant drunk : someone who gets drunk, loud, and stumbles around. usually the life of the party
Look at Pearson, he's such a shithawk.
by Ted Tobison July 30, 2005
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shithawk

An unwelcome and bothersome guest, especially a protestor.
Some people are like shithawks at a picnic, they come flying in from nowhere, do alot of squawking, eat all the food, shit all over the place, and when the food is all gone they fly away.
by Bill the Cat April 23, 2008
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pull a rupesh shithawk

To guess at random, or use a dart-board to determine the cause or causes of automotive problems.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.
"Wow, the battery was dead and you thought a control module would solve the problem?!! Charge the customer and pull a rupesh shithawk "
by Gerry P. May 04, 2007
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Shithawk

Look at all the shithawks.
by King Doodoo October 29, 2018
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shithawk

rude slang

A particularly unpleasant or contemptible person.
Primarily heard in Canada.
"I'm watchin' ya Julian, like a shithawk." -John Dunsworth
by wolfe_00 January 17, 2022
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