Shit Dick

When someone has a massive boner but it looks more like they shit their pants through their dick

Man, jacob has a massive shit dick
Sarah is so into shit dicks

by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018

Shit Dick

Some dumb asshole.

Hey shit dick, you finally graduate high school?

by faggooooot August 31, 2016

shit dick

the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.

man, I ate so much mexican food last night that i took a big shit and got such bad shit dick.

by shitdick!!!1 June 6, 2011

Shit Dick

When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.

Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.

by Slotheaus July 20, 2013

shit dick

a person that has anal with guys or girls

jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick

by bob February 17, 2004

Shit Dick

A guy who while in the act of anal intercourse gets defecated on.

Kim Dillon shit on Travis Harrisons dick.

by Cactuar May 5, 2003

Shit Dick

A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?

Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.

by Just another civilian February 7, 2014