fire shit

When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire.
Exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.

After drinking an underteminable amount of PBR, I had the worst fire shit.

by woody April 30, 2003

Shit on fire

One who is ugly and lacks the ability to dress themselves or choose a haircut that a human being should have

Damn that bitch looks like shit on fire!?!

by p122118 October 17, 2008

fire our shit

An exclamation used when ordinance must be used immediately.

"Shit shit shit fire our shit"

by Snowguy October 4, 2007

oh shit its on fire!

Whenever one dumb-ass is texting his girlfriend around a campfire when he looks up to see something abnormal in the fire and kicks the shit out of the abnormality

While Simon was texting his jailbait girlfriend Justin Put a Pipe in the fire and as it caugh on fire Simon looked up and shouted "Oh shit its on fire!"

by dumbo1042 January 4, 2012

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire

When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her

by Trevor136_kill_me_rn November 22, 2018

OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016

aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire

oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

by creator of aw shit the whole March 23, 2025