Up shit creek

When something you own is not performing like it's supposed to

My fantasy season is up shit creek
My school year is up shit creek
My sales record is up shit creek

by poopy butt August 29, 2016

up shit creek

Term describing being caught in the act of anal sex with same sex partner

They caught him up shit creek in the supply tent.

by Sofa King December 28, 2005

up shit creek with no paddle

To be in a bind with no solution

A trunk full of dank and the blue lights come , on behind you, your up shit creek with no paddle

by tinab November 22, 2013

Up shit creek without a paddle

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.

"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."

by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We truly are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

up shit creek without a paddle

When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.

I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015