shit and split

Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.

OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??

by MiR.D February 18, 2010

Shit-N-Split

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.

That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!

by JXV030 January 17, 2008

Shit and Split

Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart

Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.

by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007

shit and split

A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.

"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."

by 711arbor October 14, 2009

Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.

Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.

by rburton October 1, 2009

splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022