Shit Pickle

a guy's tool after a messy "backdoor session" with either the male or female persuasion.

"Dude, Darrel passed out at the party, and Gary dipped his pen in Darrel's company ink!"

"What the fuck man, what was he thinking, that's gross! I bet Gary had a real shit pickle after that!"

"No doubt! That's exactly how I got my nickname, 'Vlasic'!!!"

"Yeah, well, you're a full blown fag then and your mom calls me 'Clausen'."

by J. B. R. October 21, 2008

shit pickle

wen u take such a big shit that ur body becomes a pickle. rare but lethal disease.

OMFG IM A SHIT PICKLE!

by shit pickle man June 23, 2008

Shit Pickles

A profanity term used when describing a situation of doubt. Pickles are generally ugly, salty, and not particullary liked. Shit is used as an adjective to describe th worst of the worst. Commonly used inplace of holy shit o shit ect...

"O shit pickles, my WOW account was just hacked"

by calroc October 27, 2009

Shit pics

If you send a shit pic you have a disability

I sent my shit pics to my mom

by Skroti K August 17, 2019

shit picky

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general

Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Shit pickle

A situation where the heat appears to be escalating into a too hot to handle event.

It started really bad as you realised that this was a super hot situation , the ending of which could actually become more painful.

Hence the explanation of a super hot pickle, you have to eat, knowing that when it passes through the other end of you, it creates a truly volcanic mess .

Did you here about the shit pickle that Pete, got himself into with his wife and that lady he he's been seeing at the bar.
Now he' s been kicked out of his house, the lady has disowned him, he's living out of a motel.

by BudgieMuscle1 February 2, 2023