hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006

Hammered Dog Shit

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.

Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.

by tbone87 April 28, 2008

hammered dog shit

A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable

Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.

by MANNAMEDJACK March 5, 2009

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

by weave March 24, 2003

Shithammered

Very drunk,hammered,shitfaced.

I got completely shithammered at the bar last night.

by panicbot October 16, 2008

Shithammered

The state of being so drunk: a combination of shitfaced and hammered.

It seemed as if very often they could hardly wait to tell us that they, you know, how shithammered they had been the night before.

by Corey A October 15, 2008