Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

shirting

The action of creating a shirt.

I have been shirting in the bathroom.

by Michael O'Connell July 21, 2004

Shurtain

Shower curtain

My shurtain has a big dolphin printed on the outside and provides me privacy when I am shaving my legs in the shower.

by Jmommy September 20, 2015

Shirting

Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard

Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting

by Throddleman June 23, 2016

Shirting

When a frat surrounds a celeb at a bar and encourages him/her to go completely topless. The topless celeb is rewarded with a shirt representing the letters of the fraternity.

Bro we shirted Mila Kunis last night at the bar!

Shirting a chick with huge knockers has always been my favorite fraternity tradition.

by gumpsi21 February 25, 2018

shitrain

poop falling from the sky after giving laxative laced fries to seagulls.

look at the shitrain over there,somebody gave seagulls laxatives

by watching porn with the bois February 1, 2021