Singledom

The state of being single, not in a relationship.

That date was terrible! I guess I'll continue this stretch of singledom.

by MsMusicalMess October 12, 2015

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Singledom

being single for too damn long!

Ay, that one girl can't be happy with her singledom; I mean she hasn't been on a date in 3 years!

by thatchick14 November 24, 2010

shingleton

A dumb nigger who shouldn't have been born.

That autistic kid is a real shingleton.

by DbotZ June 2, 2016

Singledom

at 19-30 it is the sad fact that your friends and family that have B/G friends or are married already, are to stupid to remember that they need a single life to away from their S/O.

at 30-up it is the sad fact that your married with children friends and family are to busy to make time for single friends.

Mark is in the state of singledom.

I can't wait till all you married get divorced because you didn't live your life and take time to have fun away from each other. For you will experience singledome at the worst time in life.

by RoBPrO October 27, 2011

Shingleton Snot Rocket

When you grow out your pubes really long and when i girl gives you head the hair tickles her nose and she sneezes all over your junk.

"Dude i forgot to trim that shit up and my girl gave me a Shingleton Snot Rocket"

by AWDM-Town January 14, 2009