Shinesty

Your one stop shop for all things fun and comfortable. Suits, pajamas, and underwear. How great is that. Make your woman blush when she sees your lovely powerballs all tucked in your under the butt nut hut. Ball hammocks for days.

"Damn bro... these boxers just make my man jewels sweat and flop all over. Last night I sat on them"

"Try shinesty my dude. Your lady, and balls will thank you"

by Kingray12 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A website that keeps an awesome shirtless suit jacket called The RumRipper, but doesn't actually have any to sell. Leading to terrible disappointment once a week when I check.

My wife keeps suggesting I may get the butt one day, but she keeps pulling a shinesty on me.

by Jacketless guy December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A company who provides some fun, with just a bit of nasty thrown in, described in humorous language.

Shinesty sells fun underwear!

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Shinesty, A person who has great taste in underwear.

Man, look at how cool that shinesty is!

by Picklefan69 December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Balls out underwear and other shit!

My lady friend says Shinesty looking good on my package

by The real ProSA December 28, 2021

Shinesty

It’s like when you pay $5 to get into an unknown venue, and the cashier double high fives you and tells you “go suck today’s dick.” It makes your day.

I’m having the Shinesty day ever.

by lilakay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

The sparkle in your eyes one gets when their balls are fully supported.

“Did you see Stan? He’s totally feeling shinesty today. You can see it in his eyes”.

“Yea, he’s totally Scrotes-ma-goats.”

by Tick Tock December 28, 2021