Shinesty

Some of the best cock-hammocks on the planet. Silk smooth goodness and a nice pocket for your rocket and boulders. Insanely comfortable and really accentuates the places where you need it most.

Easily some of the best undies around! I suggest grabbing some…or not….whatever tickles your pickle.
I just grabbed some of those ball-pocket boxers from Shinesty!
by 4brgr December 29, 2021
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A website that keeps an awesome shirtless suit jacket called The RumRipper, but doesn't actually have any to sell. Leading to terrible disappointment once a week when I check.
My wife keeps suggesting I may get the butt one day, but she keeps pulling a shinesty on me.
by Jacketless guy December 29, 2021
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A company who provides some fun, with just a bit of nasty thrown in, described in humorous language.
Shinesty sells fun underwear!
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Shinesty, A person who has great taste in underwear.
Man, look at how cool that shinesty is!
by Picklefan69 December 29, 2021
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It’s like when you pay $5 to get into an unknown venue, and the cashier double high fives you and tells you “go suck today’s dick.” It makes your day.
I’m having the Shinesty day ever.
by lilakay December 29, 2021
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My lady friend says Shinesty looking good on my package
by The real ProSA December 29, 2021
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The sparkle in your eyes one gets when their balls are fully supported.
“Did you see Stan? He’s totally feeling shinesty today. You can see it in his eyes”.

“Yea, he’s totally Scrotes-ma-goats.”
by Tick Tock December 29, 2021
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