That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.
Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.
Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019
Get the Shimon mug.Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.
He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.
When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.
by themashiara November 24, 2021
Get the shimeon mug.1- The gibberish a drunken man yells when he does not understand what he is saying in a Las Vegas casino on New Years Eve.
by Sethdawg March 5, 2008
Get the shimonaway mug.Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.
by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017
Get the Shimon mug."Shimos Law": Is a gaming related term, usually defined by a player that is severely lacking in skill. And that is bad enough at a game, that their success in a match is entirely dependent upon at least one of two imperative traits. The first being (Luck) represented by having to be at the right place, at the right time, with the appropriate gear and-or weapons, to achieve a single kill, or to avoid a death. The second being (Carried) represented by one or more experienced, and skillfully superior players on the subjects team, not only pulling their own weight in a match, but overcompensating for the lack of skill, and just sheer ineptitude of the subject. Often the subject requires both traits to win a match, or to perform "acceptably". Any match where the subject is unable to receive at least one of these two traits, will always result in a (Loss).
by Slayaja September 7, 2019
Get the Shimo's Law mug.noun An obsessive syndrome that causes one to post a lot about his day-to-day activities on social media in order to compile a script for one's own "How I met your mother" tale.
This dude is on a shikohany frenzy about his dinner, It is all over my twitter feed!!!
He shikohanies the hell out of his facebook. How does describing your bus ride to work help you get a wife?
He shikohanies the hell out of his facebook. How does describing your bus ride to work help you get a wife?
by v8 December 17, 2013
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