John Shitcock

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 18, 2007

[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.

OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.

by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009

Shitcock

Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!

Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"

Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"

by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011

Shacocked

The shock you get when you see a males cock

I was Shacocked when he pulled down his pants

by Sexmaster December 21, 2017

Sicock

Means you have a extraordinary large wayy above average size penis

Her:Brayden has a sicock

by I love Brayden March 26, 2019

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

shitcock

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.

tony blair is a shitcock

by N.Magic May 7, 2005