Shithead

(Sha-theed)

A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:

-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you

She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.

I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.

Shithead by greatjeeeorb November 7, 2011

Shit Head 

1. One whos cranial cavity is filled with the excrement of his/her own and/or another living organism's bowel excrement/feces.

You are a fucking shit head.

Shit Head by Zacharoo March 25, 2003

Shithead

Someone who is really pissing you the fuck off so you call them something like "shithead" because that is what they are being.

My ex boyfriend is being a fucking shithead

Shithead by Broken Black Heart. January 29, 2017

shit head 

One whos ideas appear to have been formed while his/her head was inserted in their own anus.

Jude Law cheated on his girl friend Sienna Miller with a fat, nasty babysitter. What a Shit Head!

shit head by PhillyJester May 12, 2006

sea shitheads

Boat ramming, black clad, sea faring idiots who are going to get somebody killed because they can't handle their boats. Led by Paul Watson they are into ramming, not sending distress calls when their own boats are damaged and endangering their own crews, endangering anyone who happens to be in the same area of ocean as they are, incompetent ship handling, and explaining it all away as "for the cause" which they disgrace by associating with it. Occasional tool of the Australian government who likes that they press other nations in international waters, and back Australia's false claim to them, in exchange for free harbor in Australian waters. Not too fond of the United States Coast Guard, unable to even get Prius buyers behind them using wiser conventional means of protest. Like to throw stuff and shine lasers in eyes. Don't like independent documentation of their action, which is why they kicked Animal Planet cameras off their ships. Once appeared on South Park.

"They rammed a tanker doing an underway refueling at sea, risking lives and an oil spill? What a bunch of sea shitheads!"

sea shitheads by DaveHP35 October 3, 2013

stupid fucking shithead 

An ignorant person who you think is dumb/arrogant in general.

(stupid-dumb fucking-emphasizes the stupidity in this situation shithead-an arrogant person

Oh my god, Brad is such a stupid fucking shithead. He just stuck the plug from a toaster up his ass...

stupid fucking shithead by MonsterMc May 26, 2017

shithead

1. (noun) an asshole that is stupid
2. (noun) Justin Beiber
3. (noun) one's head after it is defecated upon

Bill: Did you see that prepubescent faggot Beiber singing love songs and dancing around like a wind-up monkey?

Joe: Oh yeah, that butt-plug. He's a shithead. And it literally looks like he has a shithead.

Bill: I am pretty certain that he did probably pull his head out of some guy's asshole.

shithead by backspinboy September 22, 2010