shetland person 

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s

I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.

shetland person by Therealoat November 23, 2021

Shetland pony 

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

Shetland pony by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019

Shetland People 

The term midgets and dwarfs prefer to be called, not little people as is commonly believed.

I tripped over one of those Shetland people, I didn't see the wee little bugger there.

Shetland People by cryshtch December 11, 2009

Shetland Pony 

When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony

Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?

Shetland Pony by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013

Shetland Pony 

The smelliest fucking horse on earth.

Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!

Shetland Pony by Jornibo January 13, 2009

Shetland Vagina 

A smaller than average vagina.Tiny the smallest you've ever seen.

Her vagina was REALLY small but that's good it fit my average sized penis. It looked like a Shetland vagina!

Shetland Vagina by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012

Shetland Pony 

The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.

I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.

Shetland Pony by UberBad March 17, 2005